David’s Random Thoughts

In last nights dream me and my friend Pete, a.k.a Spider-man, were hanging out fighting some run of the mill thugs when Carnage attacked Spidey. Now I know how difficult it is for Spidey to beat Carnage so obviously I started helping. Knowing that my super powers would greatly help out. As I pulled Carnage off of Spidey he was in his symbiote blob form and it was like pulling stretchy jelly off of someone. Then Carnage began to attach himself to me. I knew that would be bad because he could possible take on some of my powers which would make him extremely hard to beat.

When I had finally gotten him pulled of me, I wadded him up in a ball was holding on to all of his tentacles to prevent him from re-attaching to me. I asked Spidey how we should handle him now and he said that he didn’t really know. I thought for a moment and decided that I should throw him into space. Thus eliminating the Carnage symbiote threat forever.

Sadly, my real like human side couldn’t believe that I could throw him into space and as I learned long ago, if I don’t believe I can do something in a dream then I can’t do it. So I wound up spinning my arm around as fast as I could and then letting go of Carnage to hurl him into space. I watched as he went up, didn’t quite break the atmosphere and then came back down to earth. The good part was he landed very far away from us so I figured we had at least taken care of him for now. About that time he came swinging back to where we were and tried to attack again. I repeated this throwing attempt several times but always with the same result. Finally I decided to fly up as far as I could and then throw. Again being limited by real life I could fly up as far as I wanted to so I found the highest rooftop, landed and threw him again. Still he came right back down where we were.

So I thought about it again and decided that we could freeze the symbiote he would be out of commission and then we could figure out a way to get him into space. So, holding on to him tightly I tried to find the coldest freezer I could find. Luckily I was now at a mall. I asked all of the food court restaurants until I found one that said their freezer held a steady temperature of nine degrees. I explained that I was carrying an alien that if not frozen could ultimately destroy humanity and I needed their freezer to stop him. (How Carnage could destroy humanity I’ll never know.)

So I went in to find the freezer. I had assumed I would find a big walk in freezer but instead it was a standard refrigerator freezer. I knew as long as it was cold enough that it would still work but when I opened it it was slightly warm. I checked the controls and it was set at medium so I lowered and closed the door waiting for it get colder. All this time the Carnage symbiote has be wiggling around in my hand/arm and I had to keep readjusting how I held him so he couldn’t escape. Finally I decided to put him in a sandwich sized zip top bag, put that inside a gallon sized zip top back, put that inside a plastic grocery bag, tie it off and throw it in the freezer. Trying to get a living goo inside a small zip bag was not easy but I finally accomplished it and threw him in the freezer.

Unfortunately I woke up before I could retrieve my frozen Carnage symbiote and figure out a way to launch him into space.